fourthmade: (illuminates the scene)
The Fourth God ([personal profile] fourthmade) wrote 2021-11-09 09:09 pm (UTC)

[A BB-8 robot wheels out of the wall with a tray attached to the top of its "head." It comes bearing gifts: one enormous bowl of salty potato chips, a plate of chocolate chip cookies, and a can of cheap beer. Hope Ash-the-Shade can stay tangible long enough to enjoy them!]

lets do better than that
go big and go home ;)


[The robot beepbeepboops, a musing noise in lieu of Elias's human hum.]

listen ash
i know how i can help
ask mana if shell do it
i bet she can for the right price
and then i can infuse it with my own
electrifying
surprise :)
a little something extra thatll scare her silly
maybe teeth like a chainsaw
you like chainsaws dont you?

we can juice your big guy up

together


[Watch out! The game takes advantage of Ash's distraction and fling flying vampire bats his way. Ooga-Booga. If he dies, he'll have to start all over again to get that score.]

please
stay and play all you like
and good luck :) come again soon ok?
i cant wait
to hear what happens next

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